Puggy House Guest/Transcript

This is the transcript for Puggy House Guest. Note that Fernanda's first language is not English.

Transcript
'The episode opens up to an unhooded Potato laying on the ground. Sighing happily.'

Suddenly, she hears a car horn in the distance.

Potato- ''..Huh? Ooh!''

Potato immediately goes over to Chip and squeaks as the car horn is heard again.

Chip gasps happily and pokes her head inside.

Chip- ''Momma! I think it's her! I think it's your friend Fernanda!''

Little Momma- ''Oh! Coming, Chippy-dip!''

Chip goes out and runs around Potato excitedly.

Chip- ''Oh, Potato, I can't wait! Fernanda is a real-life famous superstar soccer player!''

Potato uh-huhs as the car horn is heard once again and parks near the Pug Resident.

Chip- Wow!

Potato- Whoa!

Chip- Hide, my secret Potato pal.

Potato- Uh-huh.

'Once Potato hid, all the pugs, but Little Poppa, who's walking due to holding Totsy in his arms, ran out. Barking excitedly.'

Chip giggles as their Puggy Guest came out of the limo.

Fernanda- Hola!

Chip, Spud, Potato- Wow!

Spud- Awesome!

Fernanda- ''Little Momma! So very happy to see you again! And Little Poppa! Spud! Hi!''

Chuckles can be heard.

Fernanda- And who can this pug be?

Chip- I'm Chip!

Fernanda- Not little Chip!

Chip- Uh-huh!

Fernanda- Last time I saw you Chip, I think you were only this big.

Little Momma- Like this?

Fernanda- Aw, little Tot!

Fernanda tickles Tot as she giggles and stops.

Fernanda- ''Now before I forget, I have something for you all. We call this game… foosball!''

Everyone happily thanks their guest for the gift!

Fernanda- ''You are all very welcome. Come! I show you all how to play!''

'Little Poppa goes to grab a stool for Chip as she struggles to see the foosball table. Chip thanks him for the boost.'

Fernanda- ''We will play with two players at a time. They move the little foosball players and try to score goals.. Just like that!''

'“Wow! Pugtastic!”'

Little Momma- ''No-one can beat Fernanda. She’s the best!''

Fernanda- Gracias.

Chip gasps as she sees a little mini Fernanda as one of the players for the foosball game and points it out to everyone.

Chip- That little player looks just like Fernanda!

Fernanda- ''Yes, it does! It is me!''

Little Momma- It’s a mini you!

Everyone laughs

Little Poppa- Rooty-frooty-pop before we play foosball!

Fernanda- ''Excellent! I’m very thirsty.''

'Everyone but Chip goes to the kitchen .. Chip looks at her pocket to find nothing. She huhs as she hears Potato giggling near the foosball table. Chip heads over and sees her Potato friend playing.'

Chip- The foosball table is just the right size for you, Potato.

Potato uh-huhs!

Chip-'' I want to be great at foosball, just like Fernanda! Let’s play!''

'The two bestest pals play with the foosball table for a short time before hearing Fernanda call out “Pugs! Time for foosball!”'

Chip- Hoodie up, Potato.

'Potato gasps and hoodies up. Everyone enters the living room.'

Fernanda- I will choose one of you to play all you other pugs one after another.

Chip- Aren’t you going to play Fernanda?

Fernanda- ''I think you pugs need practice before you play me, Chip. So… who to choose?''

The Pugs yelled out “me me me me” as Fernanda laughs.

Fernanda- ''I know! We will have a game of musical chairs to decide!''

…..

Fernanda- ''When the music stops, whoever sits first will be first to play in the All-Pug Foosball Tournament! Now are we ready?''

The Pugs nod.

Fernanda- Dance!

'Fernanda plays a tune as everyone dances..then suddenly stops! Chip quickly hopped on it!'

Little Poppa- All right, Chippy-di-pip!

Chip- Yay, I win!

Fernanda- Hurray for you, Chip!

Potato squeaks!

Chip- ''I want to win and win and win today. Let’s play!''

Fernanda- ''Welcome to the All-Pug Foosball Tournament! First, the Chip All-Stars vs the Spud Dynamos!''

Howls and cheers!

Fernanda- The first pug to score a goal wins.

Chip giggles and whispers “Hoodie up, Potato” to the mouse.

A trumpet is heard blasting and the game begins.

Fernanda- ''The Chip All-Stars are off to a fine start. Now the Spud Dynamos have the ball and… Goal!''

Everyone but Chip, who’s looking a bit disappointed, cheered.

Fernanda- The Spud Dynamos win against the Chip All-Stars!

Chip groans..

Chip- I didn’t win, Potato… I am no good at this.

Potato gave her a reassuring raspberry.

Fernanda- ''Do not worry, Chip. Now you have another chance to win. This time against the Little Momma Broncos!''

Little Momma- Maybe we should all go a little easy on Chip.

Chip- ''No! You have to play your best, Momma! I have to try harder to win..''

Little Momma- ''Well, alright then. It’s been so long, I’ll probably be no good anyway.''

The trumpet blasts again.

Little Poppa- You got it, Chipster!

'Alas, Chipster doesn’t got it and Little Momma wins the match. Fernanda yells out goal once again.'

Fernanda- The Little Momma Broncos score a fantastic goal!

Little Momma- ''Oh, yeah! Still got it! Thanks to Fernanda’s tips when we were young pups! That’s how I learned how to play foosball, Chip.''

Chip sighs..

Little Poppa- You’ll definitely be able to beat me, Chip.

Chip groans, Fernanda puts a finger on her puggy chin and in a soft tone.

Fernanda- ''Chin up, Chip. You try again, OK? How about I give you a foosball tip now, too? You see, what you have to do is keep your eye on the ball.''

Chip- What do you mean, Fernanda?

Fernanda- It means you have to keep looking at the ball, all the time, yes?

Chip- ''Okay, I’ll try. Keep my eye on the ball… keep my eye on the ball…''

'Little Poppa scored a goal in the first minute. Fernanda yells “Goal!” Chip huffs in annoyance.'

Spud - ''What happened, Chipster? You didn’t even move your players.''

Chip- ''Fernanda said I had to keep my eye on the ball. I just forgot to move my players as well.''

She softly groans..

Fernanda- ''Do not worry, little Chip. With practice, you will soon be able to keep your eye on the ball and move your players.''

Little Momma- ''And you have lots of practice tomorrow. But now it’s time for bed.''

Chip sighs

Chip- ''OK, Momma. Night everyone.''

'Next scene is at night. Everydoggy’s sleeping. Then all of sudden, Potato rudely awakens Chip with a horn.'

Chip- ''Huh?! .. What is it, Potato?''

Potato kicked a tiny ball at Chip.

Chip- ''Oh, I get it. If we sneak downstairs, you can play soccer without anyone seeing you and I can practice foosball! Just like Fernanda said I should!''

Potato nods and giggles.

Chip- That is a very big idea for a little Potato.

'Chip tip-toed downstairs quietly. She softly gasps as she sees a sleeping Fernanda on a couch.'

Chip- ''Uh-oh! Look, Potato. Fernanda’s asleep on the couch. We’ll just be really quiet so we don’t wake her up.''

Soon the Pug and her mouse friend begins practice.

Chip- ''Yay! Let’s play again, Potato! This is a great way to practice!''

Potato- Ooh!

Chip- That’s Fernanda!

….

Chip- ''Yes. you’re right, Potato! That’s what Fernanda told me to do! Keep my eye on the ball. But I have to move my foosball players, too.''

Deep breath

Chip- ''OK, I’m ready, Potato. Ready to practice what Fernanda taught me.''

The two practiced some more…

Chip- ''Yay! I scored a goal!''

Potato cheers!

Chip- ''Fernanda! ..I forgot she was still sleeping. Did we wake her up?''

….

Chip- ''Hidey quick! … Phew! She’s still asleep, Potato. ..Potato?''

'Potato is soundly asleep.. Chip yawns.'

Chip- ''Well, maybe it is time for a quick rest after all that practice. And then we’ll play some more...''

'Chip falls asleep. In the morning, Potato wakes her up once again via horn.'

Chip-'' Good morning Pota… Didn’t we fall asleep downstairs last night? Never mind, it’s morning! And that means… time to play… foosball!''

The Pugs woke up and headed downstairs.

Fernanda-'' Buenos dias! This morning, Fernanda will play foosball too! And she will play first against… Chip!''

Chip- ''Yes, yes, yes! I want to play you, Fernanda! I want to show you I can keep my eye on the ball!''

Everyone giggles

Fernanda- ''All right, Chip. Ready, and…''

A trumpet blasts!

Fernanda- ''It’s the Chip All-Stars vs the Fernanda Titans, reigning world champions! Goal! And the Chip All-Stars win!''

Everyone cheers

Fernanda- ''Yes, Chip, well done! Why, it is almost as if you were practicing in the middle of the night.''

She winks at Chip.

Chip- Fernanda knows!

Fernanda- I am so proud of you, little Chip!

Chip- Why Fernanda?

Fernanda- Because you were able to listen to good advice and use it.

Chip- Thank you, Fernanda!

Fernanda-'' Practicing really helps, huh? Even if it is in the middle of the night. ...You know what puzzles me, little Chip? Normally, foosball players need someone to practice with, but you did it all by yourself. Very impressive.''

Little Momma- Chip and Spud, time to get ready for school!

Chip- ''School? But I’m so tired, Momma.''

Little Momma- Well, today might be the day the Happy Hoppers butterfly hatches.

Chip- ''Oh yes! Butterfly day!''

…..

Chip- ''Hear that, Potato? … It’s butterfly day.''